F.A.Q

FIRSTLY, males and females are EQUAL. In the sense that girls can do most of what guys can do and guys can do most of what girls can do.

Why are there no unisex competitions in the Olympics?
-Sexual harassment.

SECONDLY, I am STRAIGHT. Why do people mistook me as a lesbian? Mind you, I am a tomboy, but I am not a butch.

Why are you still single and have never had a boyfriend?
-Ask the heavens why my soul-mate has not appeared in my face.

THIRDLY, I am an Indonesian, and my race is Chinese.

I thought you're Malay? Don't you take Malay as mother tongue in school?
-No, my dear. Even if I do take Malay, that does not determine my race, and I take Chinese anyhow.

FOURTHLY, I am still young and I am not over-age.

You're over-age right? You're a foreigner, after all.
- Yes, I am a foreigner, but no, I am not over-age. I came here ever since I was 8! And yes, son, I fail my subjects too.

FIFTHLY, for the moment, I have to admit that my head have been quite over-loaded the past few days.

Are you stressed? What the hell have you been doing in school? Start studying! Stop sleeping! Yada yada yada.
-Honey, I have my reasons. Mostly related to home. At least I am not an emo-in-the-making.

SIXTHLY, I never had any boyfriends before.

Seriously? C'mon, stop lying and out with the truth.
-Well, I've given you the truth, take it or leave it.

SEVENTHLY, I have no real crush before. I know it's weird, I feel so too. Please don't rub it in.

Come on! You gotta have a crush at the very least!
-Well, yeah! If you count the one that I had when I was in pre-school.

EIGHTLY, I am not desperate in having a partner, but I don't mind having one.

HAHA! gotcha! So, who's that guy?
- For god's sake, read the sentence properly.

LASTLY, I am a tomboy and yes, I am working on becoming feminine.

Why did you suddenly wanna be feminine?

By Isnu

-Well, being feminine is not ALL that bad, right? :) And don't fake ignorance, you know you're part of the reason, Isnu!

This is accurate as at:
15 September 2008
12.49AM